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.Tuesday, August 30, 2005 ♥
bwahahhaha

prelim over!
n e wae...v farni joke here:
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself 'She'll never go for me carrying on like that,' so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans, and shortly after that they got married. A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. He 'putted' down one hill and 'putt-putted' up the next. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, 'Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!' She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but *ripe* as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and 'rrriiiipppp!' It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a real blue ribbon winner; the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning them each time with his napkin. When he heard the 'phone farewells' (indicating the end of his loneliness and freedom) he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. After assuring her he had not, she removed the blindfold and yelled, 'Surprise!' To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

OMG!! diz is so damned farni...n e wae, i gt diz at http://jokes.astraweb.com.
tok 2 u 2mr!

Love, @ 11:41 PM
.Friday, August 12, 2005 ♥
::i m soooooo dEaD::

::i m sooooooo dEaD::
haix...juz did d chi n eng oral ytd n 2dae...i m soooo dead...haix...dl lerx a few ragtime classics...i lurve ragtime!! 2mr gt d piano lsn liaox...mi teach gt promise dat aft d xam can practise d udda pieces...so 2mr i bringin loadsa scores...bwahahahax...itx wkend again...waah...shuang...aiyo...nxt wk ix PSLE oral liaox...i muz start pia liaox...~ragtime~ragtime~

Love, @ 10:53 PM
.Tuesday, August 09, 2005 ♥
::happi national dae!!::

happi national dae!!
happi national dae!! happi burfdae singapore!! lurvex ya muackkx...sigh...so mucha hw nv do...fillin sian again...i go pia liaox...cya 2mr...~ganbatte~

Love, @ 10:48 PM
.Saturday, August 06, 2005 ♥
::titanic::

ritin mi story...
aah...juz finised d nicest pt eva in mi story...bwahahahax...watchin titanic nw...watched b4 thousandx a tymex lerx...hahax...nice movie...lurvex mi manga...n anime...koffin n koffin...koff koff...cant stp...2mr go c doc liaox...n e waex...itx finalli d long long wkend i've bin waitin centurix 4...heexheex...filin absoluteli ecstatic...even doh dere iz stil a mountain of hw waitin 4 mi 2 do...haix...stupid mr chew...fridaex we even did a mathx test by dat sadist...wa lau...xtremeli hard lorx...nt humanx do 1...n den he saex mayb mak d hole damned cls stae bak on mon...a half dae u noe...damn him...sadistic chew...he ix juz d younger male version of lao yang...haix...fallin in luv wif when you sae nth at all...such a nice song...lurve it...n u noe horx...mi napfa test i gt 29 lehx!! 29 lehx!! u c i so li4 hai4...*bleahx*...dno can redo d shuttle run nt...haix...1 more pt 2 full markx...bt i cant run so fast larx...bcos i born a tortoise...aiyo stp crappin larx...hahax...n e waex...nobody visitx diz blog so i can crapp 2 mi hartx contentx...bwahahahax...happi national dae!! happi national dae eve!! happi aft national dae de sch holiday!! bwahahahax...nw i haf 10 blogx liao!! psychotic mi...aiyo wad 2 do...11th Aug ix chi oral liaox...12th ix eng oral...nvm...shun4 qi2 zi4 ran2 bahx...all fail...hahax...mon half dae national dae celebration i gt c.o. performance...tong2 yao2 n shuang1 chui2 da2 gu3 nao4 yang1 yang1...hope i dn make a fool outta miself up on stage...~life is a joke~

Love, @ 11:20 PM
.Wednesday, August 03, 2005 ♥
waah...d daex pass mi by...

::s d daex pass mi by::
waah...lyk so fast n udda wk liaox...hahax...rilly lookin 4ward 2 d vvvvv long wkend ahead ya...fri, sat, sun, mon (half dae sch), tues, wed....waah shiok! mon half dae sch celebration 4 national dae i nid ta perform:( sureli gt loadz of hw 1, diz fri...sharul sharul...n leesun leesun...hahax...n e waex sunsun de bdae cummin soon...wad shld i gt her...haiz...bleach 15-17 fridae yi4 ding4 muz cum horx...waitin lyk 4eva...juz had mi napfa ytd...i tink i gt gt gold bahx...bwahahahax...diz iz mi bez napfa yr yt...so happi...*sobx*sobx* i muz tk mi papa n mi mama n...hahax...crappx...cya!! ~mi long long wkend~

Love, @ 11:11 PM
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